The last few posts have been somewhat serious in nature. I
do apologise. If you are still here, may I take the time to thank you for
hanging in there.
Now that we know each other a little better, I’m going to
tell you my big secret.
I drive a BMW.
Yes, it’s true. And probably not that big a secret, if I’m
honest. I know, it sounds like I’m shallow, and I’m not. I still use the
indicator, which one of my witty friends explained to me by saying that
obviously the douchebag didn’t install properly, but I do love my car. It has a
sunroof. I live in a sunny country. It’s a match made in heaven.
I love cars. I love speed, and I love German engineering. I
love a lot of other German things too, like German beer and German men. But
their cars… their cars are their greatest contribution to our society. Well,
that and Lederhosen, obviously.
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| Pictured: Germany's second-greatest contribution to humanity |
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